As you may know, today marked the NFL trade deadline.  No teams are allowed to trade anything, from players to picks to potato chips, until after the season.  Let's take a look at some headlines.

Roy Williams traded to Dallas.  We all kinda saw it coming.  Williams, who has been sucking something fierce (17 catches, 232 yards, 1 TD, 4.5 temper tantrums), has a new home.  In return, Detroit gets a first-round pick in 2009, plus a third- and sixth-rounder that year for Williams and a seventh-round pick in '09.  Good for Detroit.

My question is: How does Dallas make Roy Williams AND Terrell Owens coexist?  Both of them have fierce egos, even though T.O. is the only one able to back it up.  Anybody interested in the over/under for "weeks until one of them snaps"?  I'll take the under.

Tony Gonzalez traded nowhere.  KC's top offensive weapon is staying put.  There's been speculation about possible destinations, but I guess he (wasn't able to force the trade) decided to stick it out.

Shaun Alexander signs with Redskins.  Never has a former MVP sucked so badly.  D.C. fans better pray that Clinton Portis doesn't get hurt/taken over by one of his aliases.

Jon Kitna put on Injured Reserve.  Another non-surprise.  Kitna's not a bad quarterback, dare I say an efficient one.  Plus he's historically been pretty good for fantasy teams.  But I don't think anyone's gonna be picking up Dan Orlovsky anytime soon.  Guess why?

Favre consoles Tony Romo.  I guess Favre didn't like my post either.  When asked for comment, Aaron Rodgers responded: "OMG!  WTF?!  HAXX!"

Pacman suspended...again.  Cue the obligatory Ms. Pac-Man sound effect...byoo byoo byoo byoo...and we're good.

Thoughts in the comments section, please.