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Mocking The Packers' Ability To Lose

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SALES REPRESENTATIVE: Creative Losses Incorporated, this is Maggie speaking. How may I help you?

COACH: Hey Maggie, this is Mike McCarthy...

MANAGER: Since you are playing the Bears in Chicago on a Monday night in December, we have the following suggestions. You could lose on a kickoff return touchdown after a game-tying field goal. Or, you can lose because a fumble gets away from one of your frostbitten players in the snow. Finally, there's fog. Are you interested in losing a game in the fog?

And in conclusion:

Pick: It's impossible to pick the PACKERS to win anymore, but they usually lose by three or four points, they are likely to cover a four-point spread.

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Hey Packer Fans

This is how it feels to route for the Orioles. Doesn’t it just feel awful?

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 18, 2008 1:39 AM CST reply actions  

Damn you jobe!

Frye is honestly gotta be one of the top 10 3rd Stringers in all of the NFL right now--colbyb

by verno329 on Dec 18, 2008 8:04 AM CST up reply actions  

if any of these things actually happen

I will cry out “shenanigans”

"I'm so clean, cats think I sip Ajax."

by Mitchell Maurer on Dec 18, 2008 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

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