On my hands and knees

by Gonzo2 on Dec 21, 2008 6:40 PM CST

Hello fellow Packer fans. I am Gonzo2, and a Vikings fan. Because of the lack of officiating common sense, the Vikings will need help going into the playoffs. I am begging the Packers on my hands and knees to deliver a win to seal our playoff berth. Aaron Rodgers will become my hero tomorrow night. If the Packers win, I will hate the Bears and Lions more than the Packers.

May the force be with you.

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We can only promise...

an excruciatingly close loss.

by Bernie's Mustache Wax on Dec 21, 2008 7:21 PM CST reply actions

I keep my promises.

by Bernie's Mustache Wax on Dec 22, 2008 11:06 PM CST up reply actions

I can see hating the Bears,

but nobody should hate the Lions until they become relevant again.

"I'm so clean, cats think I sip Ajax."

by Mitchell Maurer on Dec 21, 2008 10:20 PM CST reply actions

I want you to hate us the most

I would have it no other way.

If I had my way, I would like to see the Bears win the NFC North with us still winning tomorrow but that probably can’t happen. I may hate the Bears, but I certainly respect them and love the city of Chicago ‘cause that is my mom’s birthplace after all. I have no such affinity towards the twin cities, and have even less respect for the Vikings and the entire generally shitty state of Minnesota. Minnesota sucks.

But don’t forget, Happy Channukah!

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 22, 2008 1:18 AM CST reply actions

I'm with you, jobe

It would be bittersweet to win tonight and know that we helped the Vikings. Lets give the entire state of Minnesota to Canada.

Frye is honestly gotta be one of the top 10 3rd Stringers in all of the NFL right now--colbyb

by verno329 on Dec 22, 2008 7:35 AM CST up reply actions

Canada's way too good for Minnesota

by jobe on Dec 22, 2008 12:35 PM CST up reply actions

I'd take that

free healthcare!

by thewild_viking_twins on Dec 22, 2008 8:25 PM CST up reply actions

Now, that's not fair.

There’s some stuff in Minnesota that makes up for the Vikings. Like Al’s Breakfast, a tiny little diner where you can get a bacon waffle.

Yes. A waffle, with bacon inside. It’s a beautiful thing.

Before each game, please remember to feed the bats.

by Cool Hand on Dec 25, 2008 2:05 PM CST up reply actions

ew.

disgusting. I must have one.

"I'm so clean, cats think I sip Ajax."

by Mitchell Maurer on Dec 25, 2008 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

If by “disgusting,” you mean “the most amazing thing ever,” then yes. Absolutely disgusting.

Before each game, please remember to feed the bats.

by Cool Hand on Dec 26, 2008 4:48 AM CST up reply actions

Don't get me wrong

I do hate you.

Gonzo2

by Gonzo2 on Dec 22, 2008 2:24 PM CST up reply actions

Hopefully

the Bears have a game winning fourth quarter drive tonight. Oh my god I can’t believe I said that.

That is the congealed putrescence of Vikings hated rearing its ugly head.

By the way, when I read the head-line of this fan-post coming from Gonzo, I had to wonder.. did he really have to remind us what his second favorite past-time is? (I presume the first is football/famous daves)

by PackaCracka on Dec 22, 2008 10:10 AM CST reply actions

I am not Gonzo

I am Gonzo2

Gonzo2

by Gonzo2 on Dec 22, 2008 2:23 PM CST up reply actions

No need to beg

I always root for the Pack to beat whoever they are playing. Just win baby!

by Brandon on Dec 22, 2008 6:50 PM CST reply actions

I can't believe anyone wanted to send the Bears instead

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t like any other NFC team. But a chance to crush the Bears playoff hopes in their own stadium? I was ecstatic about that. Shame though.

by Pack Man on Dec 24, 2008 2:36 PM CST reply actions