The Jon Gruden Drinking Game

Courtesy of the excellent blog Kissing Suzy Kolber

Drink every time Gruden says...

THIS GUY’S A COMPETITOR.

HE FLAT OUT COMPETES.

THIS GUY IS HERE TO PLAY.

I DON’T THINK ANY OF THESE GUYS ARE GONNA GET CAUGHT UP IN ANY OF THAT STUFF, MIKE.

THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER. NOW IT’S TIME TO PLAY.

YOU THINK BRETT FAVRE ISN’T STILL PUMPED TO BE PLAYING IN THIS LEAGUE?

YOU THINK THIS TEAM IS GLAD BRETT FAVRE DECIDED TO UNRETIRE?

MIKE, THIS GUY JUST HAS WHAT IT TAKES.

THIS GUY IS A PLAYER.

THIS GUY JUST PLAYS.

THIS GUY JUST KNOWS HOW TO PLAY.

THIS GUY JUST GOES OUT AND PLAYS.

THIS GUY IS A PLAYER WHO KNOWS HOW TO GO OUT AND PLAY.

THIS GUY JUST RUNS.

THIS GUY JUST TACKLES.

THIS GUY JUST HOLDS. (NOTE: only when said in reference to Allen Barbre.)

THIS GUY WILL HIT YOU, JAWS.

THIS GUY JUST GETS IT DONE, TIME AND AGAIN.

YOU TALK ABOUT TOUGH, YOU TALK ABOUT ANTOINE WINFIELD

THAT THROW WAS SHEER GUTS, RIGHT THERE.

AARON RODGERS HAS KEPT HIS POISE THROUGH THIS WHOLE ORDEAL (NOTE: shot must be done with Tommy Craggs)

THIS GUY LEADS THE LEAGUE IN DETERMINATION.

THIS GUY LEADS THE LEAGUE IN STICKTUITIVENESS.

THIS GUY LEADS THE LEAGUE IN STUBBLE.

60 MINUTES!

Enjoy the game tonight.