Packers vs Vikings Drinking Game
by Old World Flavor on Sep 29, 2009 5:04 PM CDT
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Like most readers on this blog, I'm having a big party Monday night for the Packers vs Viqueens game. Like most of you, I'm not sure what emotions I will feel as I see Brett run out of the tunnel wearing the ugliest jersey in professional sports. To help cope with these emotions, I've created a drinking game to get me through the evening. I'd also like to hear any more suggestions you guys might have to make this night more memorable, my guests will thank you.
Packers vs Vikings Drinking Game
All participants must take a drink every time one of the following occurs during the broadcast.
1) The word "gunslinger" is mentioned
2) The word "schism" is mentioned
3) The phrases "plays/looks like a kid out there" or "that's how football is supposed to be played" is used
4) Brad Childress looks confused on the sidelines
5) The cameras pan to the luxury boxes to show either Ted Thompson or Deanna Favre
6) Anytime Mid Game, ESPN shows a highlight of Brett Favre throwing a TD AGAINST the Minnesota Vikings
7) An announcer mentions Brett Favre's Age
8) The phrase, "That's why the Vikings brought him here" is used
9) Brett Favre is sacked
10) Every time a Wrangler or the new Sears Commercial w/ Favre airs
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Love it!
The only thing that could make this game better is if Madden was still here showing his Manlove for Favre. No one could make it to end of the game then!
Haha oh god
If Madden were still an announcer I think I would have to watch the game on mute.
But Gruden and Jaws may love Favre nearly as much as Madden does. You guys played the Texans on MNF this preseason and everything Favre did good or bad, would receive an unnecessary comment.
by packallday555 on Sep 29, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Man this is great
I agree I don’t know how I’ll feel watching Favre come out of the tunnel, though I know watching his game-winning pass over and over and over on espn felt like a dream in which you’re forced to watch your girlfriend cheat on you.
Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.
by sixth on Sep 30, 2009 1:22 AM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh I'll be drinkin...
but I wasn’t planning on using a drinking game. Just seeing him in purple is enough to send me off the liquor cabinet!!
Drink Haiku
If Favre was a drink
What do you think he’d be called?
Maybe “Screw Driver”?
http://FavreHaiku.com
More drink ideas:
A “Farvey Wallbanger” or
This week: “Pink Lady”
(I know you guys can do better than that!)
Clark Osborn - PackerHaiku.com | FavreHaiku.com | BadgerHaiku.com
I gotta find
someone out in California to do this with.
someone who has an extra couch or bed though!
Brad Childress looks confused on the sidelines
You will be passed out before the first quarter ends with this one lol…
I swear to god it cracks me up, the face he makes anytime before he throws a challange flag.
Great post btw.
by EasternVike on Sep 30, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Childress really is a liability...
… though I’ll give him credit for learning from some of the mistakes he made earlier in his tenure as HC in Minnesota. As a Packer fan, I’m glad you got him before we could (because I’m pretty sure that if Zig hadn’t hid Childress in a hotel and taken away his cell phone Thompson would have offered im our job), largely because I know that if you find a way to win the division, and then get past the Giants and Saints in the playoffs, you’ll still have to avoid Chilly’s tendency to get mental vapor-lock in big games before you can win a title.
by Ted Simmons Speed Camp on Oct 1, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
uniforms
The Purple will be wearing their throwbacks on Monday, which are a sight better looking than the new ones of the last few years. Then again, if you have an allergy to purple, it probably won’t help much.
haha yep
I have an allergy to purple..
I wish we could wear our green uniforms every game. I really don’t like our white ones.
by packallday555 on Oct 1, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
This is just unfair
Having troubles with wrapping my mind around Kirbir listening to T.I.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on Oct 1, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
dead on the first play
Or if Peterson's "troublesome" back gives out. Because he's, you know, carrying the team. And some of those guys are heavy.
Mitchell M
12.
Every time the idiot jumps on top of the dlineman who is already on top of Rodgers.
by packallday555 on Oct 5, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I really laughed at that one, he does seem to do that a lot, you think that would hurt Rodgers…
Or if Peterson's "troublesome" back gives out. Because he's, you know, carrying the team. And some of those guys are heavy.
Mitchell M
You'll be passed out before kickoff
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
by BearNecessities on Oct 3, 2009 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
laryngitis
Or if Peterson's "troublesome" back gives out. Because he's, you know, carrying the team. And some of those guys are heavy.
Mitchell M
As a division rival
I absolutely have to watch this game… and shall participate as well.
what is the ROE, for like Favre game-winning highlights/mentions, or retirement video flash backs?
"I'm sorry Josh, I'm with Chicago now, you need to stop calling me" -JerBear50 as Jay Cutler
Alcohol Poisoning
Number 4 is a shot every glance to the Vikings sideline! …yikes, cheers.
PensBurgh penalty - Lavender - 2 Minutes for Excessive Stanley Cup Raising.
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