Taken from "The Klown Times":
The NFL is back.
WHOO-HOO!!! My ass is channeling Lionel Richie: “oh, what a feeling; it’s like dancing on the ceiling…”
This season has its share of various subplots (Philly trading Donovan McNabb being traded to division rival Washington Redskins; how Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, and Jimmy Clausen will fare in the NFL; the T.O. experiment in Cincinnati). It will be interesting to see which team will rise to the top in Dallas for Super Bowl XLV.
Here is an overview of how I see things shaping out by divisions, along with who I think will be division champions, wild cards, and conference champions. My division-by-division preview will be forthcoming.
Without further ado…
American Football Conference
Steelers (GO STEELERS!!!)
Ravens (I’m not drinking the purple Kool-Aid on these guys like everyone else)
Wild Cards: Steelers, Dolphins
Conference champion: Bengals
National Football Conference
Vikings (Favre or not, this team takes a step back)
Lions (they should be MUCH improved, but they are a year or two away)
Seahawks (Pete Carroll left USC in a nick of time, eh?)
Rams (still the Lambs as far as I am concerned)
Wild Cards: Falcons, Vikings
Conference champion: Cowboys
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS: Cowboys (I just threw up in my mouth)