Cheesestradamus Recap: Week 5
by texwestern on Oct 11, 2011 5:00 PM CDT
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This week's Cheesestradamus results look much the same as those of week 5: total points were on the whole unimpressive, and most people's points came in just a few categories. You can thank the Packers' two interceptions for a big chunk of your points, as well as Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez tying for the Falcons' lead in receptions. All in all, average scoring was up about a half a point from week 4 though, so congratulations to you guys for that.
Bush League All Star and his mighty banhammer took Week 5's crown, tying with newcomer Chocolaterain09 for the top spot with 11 points. This brings BLAS to 39 points in total, one point off the overall lead which is held by bigpoppaloaf and pacsun.
Week 5 Results
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Overall Standings
Results:
Packers' score: 25
Falcons' score: 14
First TD: James Jones
First (and only) sack: Desmond Bishop
Most receptions by a Falcons player: Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez (tie, 6)
James Starks total yards from scrimmage: 59
Turnovers forced by Packers' defense: 2
Correct Bonus Predictions:
Falcons have fewer rushing yards than combined Packers + Falcons penalty yards (Steve From Florida)
Mason Crosby will make 3+ FGs (pacsun, vlad3217, Jabooty)
Crosby will make a 45+ yard FG (Chief Oshkosh, vandyter)
Crosby will make a 50+ yard FG (paterack7)
8+ different Packers receive a pass (Shoes31)
Packers lead at half but win the game (alex hiltunen)
A non-LB will lead the Packers in tackles (MoreBrainsthanBraun)
Packers attempt at least 3 FG (ctxsix)
Michael Turner held under 60 rushing yards (Chocolaterain09,
James Jones scores a TD (Brand New Hero)
Charlie Peprah gets an INT (Jeigh AK)
McCarthy will call for a 2 point conversion (OBrienSchofieldismyHero)
McCarthy goes 1 for 1 on challenges (NK21)
Packers don't score in the first quarter (s_eubanski)
Packers don't punt the ball in the first half (holsteinhill)
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Finally had a good week,
6 this week, haven’t had more than 3 since week 1.
"I should run a marathon backwards, so I can see what 2nd place look like"
- Royce Da 5'9"
I've always wondered if he's actually 5'9".
The Lombardi trophy should either be in it's birth place, or else on a vacation in South Beach.
I AM A FORCE TO BE RECKON WITH.
SO IS MY HAMMER
That dog just won't hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Oct 11, 2011 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
I badly needed this week
after the horror show of last week. I guess predicting a 34-13 blowout accounts for nada when the actual score is 49-23…
That was a horrible showing last week.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 11, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Jarrett effing Bush!
Cost me three points with his pick (I had the Packers with only 1 turnover). Sure, when I WANT him to drop a pass he makes the pick, but when I want him to make a pick he doesn’t! (Super Bowl XLV excepted, of course).
Maybe he really IS improving…
Blasphemy!!
You must not speak of such thoughts. Bush must forever be our whipping boy!
I'd rather that nobody who is a Packer be our whipping boy.
I’d rather reserve that for Lions and Vikings and Bares.
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
oh my.
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 12, 2011 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In fact,
I’d rather have Chris Gates be our whipping boy.
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
Kinky...
did you ask if he would accept? Maybe if we brought the liquor and the whips?
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 12, 2011 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions
We'd need a gag, I don't know if I'd want to listen to him during the whipping.
I already told you! I deal with the god damn receivers so the linebackers don’t have to! I have coverage skills; I’m good at covering people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!
I'm really stepping my game down....
at this rate, me and osc are going to be competing for the Participation Ribbon
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 11, 2011 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
GOOD!
I HOPE YOU DO. MY DOMINATION BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE…WAIT WOT
That dog just won't hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Oct 11, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you actually ban all the people who you didn't recognize?
Because there seem to be a lot less names around yours this week…..and I recognize all of them.
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 11, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't ban people!
I CAN JUST TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND RAGE AND MAKE PEOPLE LOL FOR NOW!
That dog just won't hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Oct 11, 2011 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL :D
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
I think that was North Starr that was doing that....
but I may start taking a flyer on you accidentally getting a point.
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 11, 2011 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was NorthStarr.
And he picked you to get shut out this week, which was obviously ineligible.
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Um, no sir. That is incorrect.
Even though it doesn’t get me any points,
I feel a need to set the record straight.
osc630 will score at least 2 points in Cheesestradamus. :)Not only did I not picked osc630 to get shut out this week, I boldly double my prediction of how many points he would score.
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
My apologies.
REV MARK picked osc to get shut out. That was the only one I remembered (because I had to rule it ineligible) so I assumed it was yours.
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Whew. I thought I remembered seeing that...
…but I wasn’t sure. Which is why I’ve deliberately avoided using gender-specific pronouns when discussing your…scoring deficiency.
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How about we call it "lack of points"
Because I find that dudes like certain physical features* that don’t really affect scoring scoring, if you know what i mean.
- Yeah. I’m talkin’ ’bout boobs.
Now this thread has finally gotten around to my kinda discussion
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 12, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I <3 boobies. :)
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
by NorthStarr on Oct 12, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So the prediction of you having two points by NorthStarr was correct?
13.
Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
by Wiedmann on Oct 12, 2011 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
lol
nice
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 12, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Noted, for future reference. :)
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
*doubled
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
And, if I HAD picked him to get shut out,
it would’ve been obliviously ineligible. :)
"Perfection is not attainable,
but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence."
"It's a great day to be great, baby!"
Skol is a four-letter word.
The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
Participation ribbon. That bitch is mine.
by osc630 on Oct 12, 2011 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
EVEN A BROKEN OSC630 IS RIGHT TWICE A SEASON!
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 12, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
loooooooooooooooool
That dog just won't hunt.
by Bush League All Star on Oct 12, 2011 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Brings me down to my knees, but I was already down there anyway sucking....
some dirt out of the carpet with my handheld vacuum cleaner.
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 11, 2011 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
reply fail...
but it probably works better this way
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Oct 11, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks Charlie P!
The only 3 points I got this week. Glad he came through.
Life is too short to drink bad coffee...
Oh man...
I’m going ot need to have a helluva week and soon.
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." - Vince Lombardi
I say only unassisted tackles should count. Therefore, Bishop did indeed lead the team in tackles.
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