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APC Pick 'Em Blitz Contest - Week 15

And we're at the halfway point of the contest, with two co-leaders: uofmike and Tarynfor12, each with 38 points based on strong entries last week (14 of 16 right). Nobody's been able to crack 15 yet, but that's bound to change this week, right? Full standings, rules, and my picks after the jump.

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The Standings: We're not quite to the spot where people can be mathematically eliminated yet, but we are almost at the point where no new entrants can challenge for the overall win. Feel free to jump in, if only to show how awesome you are at picking end-of-season games when nobody knows who will start any given game, but just know that you probably won't catch up to most of these folks:

Username	Wk12	Wk13	Wk14	Total
uofmike 13 11 14 38
Tarynfor12 12 12 14 38
mike_o 13 11 13 37
Charlie Kelly 12 12 13 37
tcorzine 13 11 12 36
tmoneyttime1 12 12 12 36
Chief Oshkosh 12 10 13 35
REV MARK 12 9 13 34
P-Townfan 13 9 11 33
Clutch16 12 9 12 33
Wiedmann 12 9 12 33
Bezerkers 11 11 10 32
RaY210 11 9 12 32
packallday555 11 9 11 31
power296 11 8 12 31
king.nothing 12 9 9 30
AdamA 0 10 13 23
vitaminx 14 0 0 14
airfigaro 13 0 0 13
msc32887 13 0 0 13
Jabooty 12 0 0 12
hawks61 0 0 10 10

The Rules: This is a winner-take-all six week picking contest. It's very simple - every week, you pick the winners for each NFL game played that week. Once you've made your choices, post them in this thread and sit back, relax, and watch the games. Each game picked correctly nets you a point, and whoever has the most overall points at the end of Week 16 gets a $25 gift card for the Packers Pro Shop.

Administrivia: As usual, I ask that two users rec this post to keep it around the Recommended Fanposts section for the week. If you are one of the awesome folks who rec'd the last post, could you go back and unrec it so it falls off the front page? Thanks.

Clutch16's Picks of Stupefying Majesty:

ATLANTA over Jacksonville: The Jags pounced on a bewilderingly bad performance by the Bucs, but Atlanta's at home, and Jacksonville's not that good.

Dallas over TAMPA BAY: It took the third-best team in the NFC all 60 minutes to beat the Cowboys, and now they need to keep pace. The Bucs just looked lost out there. Could Raheem Morris go from phenom to unemployed in less than a season?

Cincinnati over ST. LOUIS: If the Rams thought the pounding Bradford got from Seattle was bad, they ain't seen nothin' yet.

BUFFALO over Miami: New coach bounce? Not this time - a division game at a team that's fallen from grace? A team from Miami playing in Buffalo in December? And WTF is a Bill?

Tennessee over INDIANAPOLIS: We're almost to the point where the Colts can sneak out a win, but the Titans are holding on to slim hopes for a playoff spot. I swore I wouldn't pick the Colts to go 0-16, but their schedule's not helping.

NEW YORK GIANTS over Washington: Yeah, they're hot right now. And the 'Skins are...not hot.

New Orleans over MINNESOTA: The Vikes are gonna stick with Ponder? May as well - this season's in the toilet anyway.

Green Bay over KANSAS CITY: Maybe we can play Sherrod and Newhouse at LT? Co-LT? ILT and OLT? Ah, crap - Tamba Hali is gonna have a lot of fun over there, isn't he? Oh, and will we get STANZIBALL?

HOUSTON over Carolina: Still jockeying for seeding here, and the Texans have a shot at a bye week at least.

CHICAGO over Seattle: Talk about your pick 'ems here. I think the turf-monster and Urlacher can contain Lynch, but this is gonna be an ugly, ugly air game.

Detroit over OAKLAND: I'm setting the Over/Under on total penalties at 30.

PHILADELPHIA over New York Jets: The Jets currently hold the 6th spot for the AFC playoffs, so Philly has the chance to both play spoiler at home and try to keep Reid in a job. I say they do the first, but I'm not sure anything can make the second happen.

ARIZONA over Cleveland: The Cardinals are surging, and I don't see that stopping this week. WTF is a Brown, anyway? Some weird-ass team names in the AFC.

And that's it! Whew...aw, crap - I gotta pick these last three? Dammit!

New England over DENVER: Pretty sure that Tebow Time doesn't work when they're down by three scores.

Baltimore over SAN DIEGO: The Ravens try to keep pace with Houston for the top spot in the AFC, and I think they make it, although the battles when they're on D should make this an enjoyable game to watch.

SAN FRANCISCO over Pittsburgh: The 9ers ain't the Browns, and they can actually pressure a gimpy Ben. Everybody was all "Finally! A MNF game worth watching!" BS, I say - plenty of memes in Open Thread during the second half.

What say you?

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Atl, Dal, Cin, Buf, Ten, NYG, NO, GB, Hou, Sea, Det, NYJ, Ari, NE, Bal, Pit

*Soon-to-be Packers shareholder*
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

by RaY210 on Dec 13, 2011 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

Atlanta, Dallas, Cincinatti, Miami, Tennesse, NYG, New Orleans, GB, Houston, Chicago,Detroit, NYJ, Arizona, New England, Baltimore, Pittsburgh

Man, there’s not really any good games this weekend. I suppose that’s good because my weekend should be spent studying for my finals anyway.

I like Pittsburgh over San Francisco. I just don’t see how the 49ers score over 10 points against the Steelers. If Gore can’t run, they can’t score or even move the ball really. I think the Steelers will be able to put up some points too, which will force Smith to pass (obviously bad news).

Fire Slocum

by packallday555 on Dec 13, 2011 9:23 AM CST reply actions  

...

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 13, 2011 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

WHERE?!?!?!

WHEREHEERHEW CLUTCH!!!!

That dog just won't hunt.

by Bush League All Star on Dec 13, 2011 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha that sounds awesome!

Fire Slocum

by packallday555 on Dec 13, 2011 2:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaa!

Atlanta, Dallas, Cincinnati, Buffalo, Tennessee, NYG, New Orleans, Green Bay, Houston, Seattle, Detroit, NYJ, Arizona, New England, Baltimore, Pittsburgh

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." - Vince Lombardi

by AdamA on Dec 13, 2011 10:18 AM CST reply actions  

damn I'm consistent

Falcons, Cowboys, Bengals, Bills, Titans, Giants, Saints, Packers, Panthers, Seahawks, Lions, Jets, Cardinals, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers

by tmoneyttime1 on Dec 13, 2011 10:51 AM CST reply actions  

Broke a shock on my car leaving the Sportsbook last week$$$$$$

ATL-Do the Falcons even dare to play the heart attack joke on Smith.
DAL-They were looking ahead to this one and lost to the Gmen LOL,OOHH their made.
CIN-Hungry cat vs goat…hhmmm
BUF-please snow,please
TEN- New guy holds the keys now and his name is LOCKER
GIA- Defense will actually help ELI have an easier week
NO-When in a Dome it’s like being Home
GB-My head is spinning
HOU- Losing at home is NEVER good…no matter what
SEA-Chi saves all they have left for the GB game
DET-but it may be close
PHI-I think something clicked
ARI-Cle med staff benchs anyone/everyone with a booboo in this game
NE-“I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior” becomes"Why hast thou forsaken me"
SD-It’s that time of the season,Oak falls apart,KC is KC,Den is in Colo not Heaven
PIT-A loss can help put them out…your not playing your brother here Harbaugh

by Tarynfor12 on Dec 13, 2011 1:33 PM CST reply actions  

Oh, and my picks...

Jags
Cowboys
Bengals
Bills
Titans
Giants – I hate to pick against the Sex Cannon, but I don’t think he can play the same against the Giants D. It’s OK though, he’ll still get laid after the game.
Saints – Drew Brees against that secondary? He may break 5,000 this week.
Packers – Does anyone know why Tyler Palko is starting? I thought KC picked up Orton. I’m gonna miss Haley out there but I’m sure the players won’t miss the smell of Axe body spray and the frequent icings.
Panthers
Seahawks
Lions
Eagles
Cardinals
Broncos – Just winz da gamez, yo.
Ravens
Steelers – Yea, I agree that this game will more than likely be ass, then Ben will drunkenly fondle it in a Georgia restroom.

by Charlie Kelly on Dec 13, 2011 4:47 PM CST reply actions  

Tried to shave his neckbeard

And hurt his hand.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 13, 2011 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

no way

He would not try to take away his signature facial hair

13.

by Wiedmann on Dec 13, 2011 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Falcons
Dallas
Cincinnati
Miami
Tennessee
Giants
Saints
Packers
Houston
Seattle
Detroit
Eagles
Arizona
Denver
Baltimore
Steelers

REPORTER: What do you think is happening to the team?
MICHAEL RAY RICHARDSON: The ship be sinking.
REPORTER: How far can it sink?
MICHAEL RAY RICHARDSON: Sky's the limit.

by uofmike on Dec 13, 2011 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

Atlanta, Dallas, Cincy, Miami, Tenn, NYG, NO, GB, Houston, Detroit, AZ, NE, Pitts, and NYJ

Almost forgot, I would usually bet against this, but I see the Seahawks beating the Bears for a kind of upset

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Brett Favre will lead the Vikings to a Victory in Super Bowl XLVI, Guaranteed! - REVENGE4FAVRE

by P-Townfan on Dec 14, 2011 1:07 AM CST reply actions  

What about BAL-SD?

And I don’t think that any Cutler-less, Forte-less Chicago team should be favored by more than the default 3 points for a home game. My thinking on picking the Bears there is that Seattle’s entire offense is Marshawn Lynch. The Bears’ D know that if they stop him, they’ve stopped Seattle from scoring big. If I’m Mike Martz (and I thank any randomly-passing deity that I am not), I keep the ball on the ground or stick with short swings and screens. Then let the D do what they do and hope that you get some good returns on the inevitable punts. I see the Bears having more weapons to get into FG range than I do the ’hawks, and I chose accordingly.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 14, 2011 8:44 AM CST up reply actions  

SEA and CHI could be a battle of field goals I guess

Oh, and no question on the Baltimore-San Diego game… Ravens by a mile. Anyways, without Cutler and Knox, the Bears offense is useless. I can see Marshawn Lynch dragging a few Bears defenders for extra yards and maybe if TJ can keep Chicago’s front 7 from pressuring him, Baldwin has another good game like last week. Maybe.

When life gives ya lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
Brett Favre will lead the Vikings to a Victory in Super Bowl XLVI, Guaranteed! - REVENGE4FAVRE

by P-Townfan on Dec 14, 2011 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

The Reverend's Holier than Mao picks

Falcons, Cowpukes, Bengals, Bills, Titans, Giants, Saints, The Pack, Texans, bears, Raiders, Jets, Cards, N E, S D, Steelers.
Don’t forget about the Bears….THEY SUCK

by REV MARK on Dec 14, 2011 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

ATL, DAL, CIN, BUF, TEN, NYG, NO, GB, HOU, SEA, OAK, PHI, ARI, NE, BAL, PIT

Packers' Magic Numbers:
Clinch Division = DONE!!!
Clinch 1st Rd Bye = DONE!!!
Clinch Homefield = 1

by Bezerkers on Dec 14, 2011 10:48 PM CST reply actions  

Falcons, Cowboys, Bengals, Dolphins, Titans, Giants, Saints, Packers, Texans, Bears, Lions, Jets, Cardinals, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers.

- Re: Stanziball… be careful what you wish for!
- Re: Detroit… LOLions (wouldn’t be a post by me w/o it)
- Re: Tebowmania… you nailed it.

by mike_o on Dec 15, 2011 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

Hopefully not too late, but ...

Falcons (duh) over the Jaguars
Cowboys over Tampa Bay – Romo should be able to win this one for Dallas (you would think).
Cincinnati over St. Louis – well, at least the Blues are playing better.
Tennessee over Indianapolis – Chris Johnson runs for a lot.
NYGiants over Washington – Eli Manning should have another big game.
New Orleans over Minnesota – Brees in a dome = lots of points. Ponder? Not so much.
Green Bay over KC – Rodgers bounces back from a subpar performance (by his ridiculous standards).
UPSET: Carolina over Houston – a let down after clinching the franchise’s first ever playoff bid.
Seattle over Chicago – can you taste the rainbow Urlacher?
Detroit over Oakland – the Raiders are a mess (again), and the Lions showed some signs of life last week.
Philadelphia over NYJets – A battle between the two most overrated teams in the NFL.
Arizona over Cleveland – Cardinals making a late season playoff push win this walking away.
New England over Denver – God said there would be days like this Tebow … if he didn’t it’s because he hates you.
Baltimore over San Diego – the defence should feast on Rivers’ turnovers.
SF over Pittsburgh – “Hey brother, how do you beat the Steelers?” – Jim Harbaugh to John.

Proud fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks and the 2010 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers.

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."

by hawks61 on Dec 16, 2011 3:54 AM CST reply actions  

I'm gonna dock you the point for ATL

Since you didn’t get in before that game started. Other than that, welcome back.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 16, 2011 7:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Another reason why I hate Thursday Night Football.

I mean since when have the Jaguars been the marquee team? 2 MNF and a Thursday game? Are we in a year 2000 time warp?

Proud fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks and the 2010 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers.

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."

by hawks61 on Dec 16, 2011 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

What about MIA-BUF?

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 16, 2011 7:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Coin flip says Buffalo “haven’t won since Toronto” Bills.

They get their Stevie Johnson on.

Proud fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks and the 2010 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers.

"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."

by hawks61 on Dec 16, 2011 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

these thursday games are killing me forgot about them again...anyways here it goes hope it still counts

Dal over tb
cin over stl
buf over mia
ten over ind
nyg over was
no over min
GB over kc – 14-0 and not another game outside of Lambeau till the super bowl GO PACK GO
Hou over car
chi over sea
det over oak
nyj over phi
ari over cle
Ne over den
bal over sd
pit over sf

by tcorzine on Dec 16, 2011 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

I understand how awful the late-season schedule is

I’m also not a computer that shuts out submissions after a certain period. You take a zero on ATL, and a “maybe” on the rest.

"Who ever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?" -Frank Chance
"If [Ruth] had [called his shot], I would have knocked him down with the next pitch." -Charlie Root

by Clutch16 on Dec 16, 2011 11:48 PM CST up reply actions  

That may be but....
I’m also not a computer

that doesn’t mean you’re not in the computer!

It’s so simple!

In Every Climb and Place....

by PhoenicianPakFan on Dec 16, 2011 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

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