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Ask A Chiefs Fan - Real Wisconsin Cheese Edition

SWISS! And I don't mean army knife, but if I did it would be the biggest, baddest multi-function 3-foot long 500 pound monster available (and yes, there is one like that!) because that's what the Packers are like ... a monstrosity that can seemingly do anything.

The Chiefs, on the other hand, are like the cheese ... holes, many, many holes, including one where the Head Coach used to be. What? You've had your cheesehead stuck in a closet and haven't heard the news? Tony Sparano of the Dolphins ... wait, wrong headline! Todd Haley fo the Chiefs was "relieved of his duties" yesterday (translation: the company is "downsizing" for a temporary period of time) and replaced by Interim Head Coach Romeo "Defensive Genius" Crennel.

So, how does all this affect the aver Packer fan? Not much, I can assure you ... the Packers will come to Arrowhead Stadium on Sunday and proceed to make the Chiefs look as bad as they did the Raiders, or more so if that's possible (and it is) ... but, being a Chiefs fan means never having to say you're sorry just because your team is, and so we exuberantly bounce along through the week awaiting our demolition and subsequent shipping off in boxes provided by the Acme Packing Company.

You have questions, we have answers ... most likely the wrong ones, but a few of us have "42" memorized. The rest of us will simply pretend like we still care about this mess of a season and that we're really "ok" with Pioli firing Haley instead of the other way around. Here's to a good, clean game of injury-free football, and in the words of the late Hank Stram: "matriculate the ball down the field, boys!"

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