Brett Favre Is Still Retired

by Brandon on Jun 15, 2011 11:01 AM CDT in Green Bay Packers News

I admit that I feel obligated to mention it anytime the Associated Press sends a reporter to Southern Mississippi in 100 degree heat to ask QB Brett Favre, again, about retirement. From SB Nation:

Favre might not be the most trustworthy source on Brett Favre at this point, but he did file retirement paperwork with the NFL in January. And, well, Is Brett Favre Retiring? still indicates that Brett Favre is retiring.

Here's the original story from AP:

Favre says he likes dealing with young players, "but in what capacity, I'm not really sure yet." He says he has enjoyed staying around Southern Miss but has "no plans right now and we'll see where that takes me."

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"no plans right now and we'll see where that takes me."

That usually takes him back to the NFL……

by PhoenicianPakFan on Jun 15, 2011 11:14 AM CDT reply actions

There can't be many trains that are still in the station waiting for him...

by msc32887 on Jun 15, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions

Favre is like a rundown gas station toilet

You swear you’ll never take a crap in that thing, but there’s always that one time where you’re so desperate that you have no choice.

by Danwood on Jun 16, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions

And it smells like shame and humiliation?

by PhoenicianPakFan on Jun 16, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions

back to the NFL

He’ll tell the ~~Packers~~ Vikings he wants to play, but not file the necessary un-retirement paperwork. When the ~~Packers~~ Vikings don’t take him seriously (because he just retired, after talking about retirement for years), he’ll create a media shitstorm about how they don’t really want to win, and make them look like the bad guys. He’ll then file the paperwork during training camp, show-up at ~~Lambeau~~ Winter Park, meet for a few hours, declaring that he feels disrespected and unwanted, then demand to be released (because he was treated unfairly), followed by crying injustice for being offered to pick 1 of 2 teams to get traded to.

posted ~~2008~~ 2011

Just kidding, it won’t happen that way… he’s a free agent.

by Anthony Dilweg on Jun 15, 2011 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions

All due respect Brandon

Can we move on from this person already? I don’t consider this news.

You've been Stroh'd™!!!

by Strohman on Jun 15, 2011 2:03 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs

+1

by msc32887 on Jun 15, 2011 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions

+1,000,000,000,000

by Packers3485 on Jun 15, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions

Non-issue

I don’t give a **** what Brett Favre does.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 15, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs