Cullen Jenkins Signs Five-Year Deal With Philadelphia Eagles
Packers fans have been well aware for quite some time that Cullen Jenkins would be playing his football somewhere else this season, but a nice round of cuts to clear up salary cap space had a lot of us holding out hope. Well, hope no more, as Jenkins has signed a five-year, $25 million contract to play for the Philadelphia Eagles. This comes off the back of the signing of Nnamdi Asomugha and a trade for Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie. And despite trade rumors,Asante Samuel is still technically a member of the team.
The Eagles defense is looking mean coming into this season, and the Packers are now going to be leaning very heavily on Mike Neal. He's a great talent and I have all the faith in the world that he'll be able to fill Jenkins' shoes, but he obviously doesn't have the same experience as Jenkins and our depth on the defensive line isn't quite what it used to be.
Jenkins had been a 3-4 defensive end for the Packers, but will likely be a 4-3 pass rushing defensive tackle for the Eagles.
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Booo...
I know it was unlikely he would come back but I was holding out hope after clearing up cap space like GB has lately. Oh well, best of luck to him, but my dislike for the Iggles is quickly growing into hatred for some of the moves they’ve made. I may pull for Dallas against them this year.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 4:11 PM CDT reply actions
why? pure jealous?
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
by theaction on Jul 30, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hate to be that guy
But are you really gonna ask a fan of the team that gave your team a first round exit on the way to a ring if they are jealous because you signed a free agent or two?
by Charlie Kelly on Jul 30, 2011 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
No response?
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Would you respond if you got owned that hard?
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
I wanted to see him at least try.
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Hah...
Something tells me we’ll be seeing Nnamdi, DRC, and Cullen in their new jerseys, prancing around like flamboyant jackasses on a stage, declaring… “NOT 1, NOT 2…” (when the actual answer is zero)
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I doubt it....
this is still the NFL…..not the NBA.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe a little. Its an exciting time and Philly got a lot of big names...
but I trust our system cause its worked. Mostly its because I start to dislike teams that get “loud” or try to “buy” championships. I don’t watch basketball, but hate the Heat ever since the LeBron thing…. hate the Yankees….. usually hate Dallas…..
Philly didn’t used to be like that. Now all of a sudden its a “Dream Team” that seems very much like a certain NBA team that used talent to get so far and then fall on their faces, much to my enjoyment. Its more the media’s fault than anything. I just hate hearing how great someone is time after time after time before they’ve ever done anything.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Actually
Philly does have somewhat of a history of signing the big FA. Javon Kearse was all the rage awile back and so was Asante Samuel. This year they clearly are going all in to compete for a SB. We’ll see in Dec/Jan/Feb how it turns out…
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Depends on what they did to improve their O line
That O line was not great last year and I haven’t heard much talk on that so far.
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Takeo Spikes, Jevon Kearse, Jason Peters...
Reid tends to be pretty aggressive in trades, too, swinging Ernie Sims from Detroit and Terrell Owens from the 49ers.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 31, 2011 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
But its never this giant Snyder-style spending spree....
lots of teams pick up one big name a year or something of that nature. This is just insane.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
Snyder’s approach to trades and FA makes Reid and the Philadelphia FO look like even greater geniuses.
Of course, neglecting your receiver position and plugging in a guy whose best years are long, long behind him (Joey Galloway) is such a great idea. I think Devin Thomas could have turned into a decent player, but Snyder pulled the plug after just one season. What an idiot.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 31, 2011 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I was sorta thinking the same thing about D Jackson and the Iggles...
but it sounds like Jackson will report on Monday so that crisis may be averted, at least for the short term.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Who cares?
We got Spencer Havner. And when James Jones leaves we always have Brett Swain.
I know, we went to the Super Bowl so TT is a genius and will get a pass for life just like Ron Wolf.
Yeah.....we should have went out and got Albert Haynesworth AND Jenkins
Screw resigning the young star players that we already have, who are coming to the end of their cheap rookie contracts.
Let’s go after the expensive free agents NOW, so we can be better…..than winning the Super Bowl.
by Packers3485 on Jul 30, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll say it again - Who is calculating their cap room for this year and the future?
DRC – Expensive
Nnamdi – Most expensive CB in the league, 30 years old
Vick – franchise tag = average of 5 highest paid QBs.
Cullen Jenkins – Average 5 million a year for a 30 year old.
Desean Jackson – Hold out, will get paid like a top-15 WR
Are they just going all in for one year before getting rid of everyone, ala the Florida Marlins? Or are they planning on filling the rest of their roster with high school kids for the next 5 years?
I don't know but if anyone has it figured out, its them
They never have cap issues and aren’t dumb like that. Though every single one of these signings pisses D Jackson off even more.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
You Forgot
Jason Babin. 6 mil/year
'I was the guy who took all the reps in the offseason, Brett was the one who took all the reps during the season.' - Aaron Rodgers
Well, they've never pulled off anything like this offseason before
They’re spending the way people thought teams would spend in the uncapped year. (Instead, most teams didn’t spend a whole lot, deciding to frontload some extensions like Thompson did, or just banking money).
I really don’t see how it is possible. I think this offseason is the beginning of the end for the famous “Eagles consistency.” They were a lot like the Packers are now – building through the draft, not overpaying for their veterans, etc. – except they were more willing to get the occasional one big free agent a year (Like Jevon Kearse, T.O.).
It’s like they’re throwing out the past decade and a half, and going to win NOW, with no thought to the future. Though I guess with all their close calls, and a rabid fanbase, that might not be such a bad idea.
Strangely enough, the notoriously cheap team was one of the few that went out and paid people
Thankfully, this year they’ve apparently decided to spend what little money they spend on receivers that drop nearly %10 percent of the passes thrown in their direction, and pass-rushers who haven’t recorded a single sack in 3 years.
Cap credits
This is something that was talked about, but the Eagles saved up a bunch of cap credits from previous years. They have more room than other teams. Essentially, those credits raise their cap for this year.
Something they’ve always done. So they came in about $20 or so million below the normal cap and had all the extra credits added to that.
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Ah, thanks for that.
Good lord, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a FA signing/trading period like this for any playoff team (and that’s not even factoring in the craziness of it all being in a 3 day period).
Crazy.
How does that work?
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drc is cheap
it’s asante that is expensive
DRC is still on his rookie contract
So your right he’s pretty cheap. On the last year of that contract tho, so he’s gonna wanna get paid soon. ANd probably alot more than he’s worth.
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Nope, he has two years left.
900k this year. $1.13 mil next.
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meh...
we all KNEW this was gonna happen. so it goes in the NFL. players will either step or they won’t. my hope is that Neal and others step up. Howard Green again? you never know who’s gonna make a play.
that being said, he was a valuable asset when healthy. gonna miss his presence. good for him on getting a nice contract with a contender.
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One Year Shot?
UPDATE: Michael Lombardi of NFL Network reports that Jenkins’ contract could essentially turn into a one-year, $4 million deal if the Eagles decide to let him go after the 2011 season.
Unless the market wasn’t what he expected, I find this crazy. Not sure why he’d take that deal. I’m glad obviously, but still a bit confused.
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If he took this deal, I bet we could of offered him something really similar to this with the entire selling point being that we are helping build his resume for the next contract.
Part of me wishes DeSean Jackson wasn’t a hold out but merely a free agent that we could bid on. I would offer him money to come here over James Jones. Also help on the KR.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenks isn't getting another contract probably...
he’s 30 so this was his “payday” contract. The next one won’t be as big if there is another one.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I was meaning the one year deal part honestly. Should of reworded that different.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotcha...
yeah if he’d played one more year and stayed healthy he probably could have gotten more, but then agin, he might have gotten injured again and lost out
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprised...
I really thought Jenkins would get vastly over-paid in FA. 5 yrs / 25M just doesn’t seem like alot for him given his interior pass rush ability. Have to think the age and injuries really depressed the market for him. I wouldn’t have been upset if the Packers had re-signed him for that amount. Seem faily inexpensive, especially if tthe Iggles can get out after one year. Gotta be the injuries!
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Thats the first thing I thought
With an average of 5 million per year, we could certainly have afforded him. The Eagles are making out this off season with getting people less than they would normally. It will be interesting to see how or if we use this cap room.
crazy offseason
I’m not sure, but it just seems like the Eagles are really signing players to good deals. Kind of the opposite of the Panthers, I too was expecting someone to over pay for Asomugha, Jenkins, etc.
by Tracker J Dunn on Jul 30, 2011 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats 3 of the top 5 defensive players the Iggles have added.
Seems to me they are all in for the next couple years! Can’t say I totally blame them, they have a team thats built to win. Only real concern is if Vick can stay on the field.
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Yeah, I've been thinking about Vick staying on the field.
With the Falcons, it seemed like after every good/healthy year, you’d get an injury the next year.
Color me bummed.
I should not have had hope, but I did anyhow.
Damn Eagles...
Saw this on the Eagles page.
Per NFL Network’s Scott Hanson, Ike Reese — now a member of the Philly media — is saying Plaxico Burress will sign with the #Eagles.
Pretty soon we'll hear "and Braylon Edwards, and James Jones............
And just traded with the Vikings for Adrian Peterson……….and just completed a trade with the Bears for Julius Peppers……and traded draft picks to the Ravens for Haloti Ngata"
Part of me wants the Eagles and Packers to play this year just to see the battle of the defense. Honestly I hate them for signing Nnamdi and Jenkins (mostly Nnamdi). I still think that they will have troubles against a team like the Packers. Say we do return James Jones, Nnamdi will match up against Jennings, DRC on Driver, Samuel on Jones/Finley. I still take passes to who Samuel doesn’t match up against and Nelson/Cobb/Swain all day long. They see NFL as passing league but don’t think they can keep up with our passing weapons.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Samuel wouldnt match up on Finley
He’s to small. But yeah, if they do keep those three corners this season, it will be interesting to see how teams stack up against them.
While the Eagles seem to have a good pass D now, I think they are more vulnerable to the run because of it. Jenkins isn’t a run stuffer, and both DRC and Samuel are not known for their tackling abilities.
Starks and Grant might have a great time running over them. Best part though is if a receiver like Jennings gets open and catches a slant pass, I think he might be able to out run those three.
At their respected Combines in the 40:
Jennings 4.42
Jordy 4.47
Cobb 4.46
DRC 4.29
Nnamdi 4.5
Samuel 4.49
I know 40 times sometimes mean nothing, but timed we have all beat but DRC and like Shoes31 said, not known well for tackling.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
On NFLN they said Nnamdi only plays the right side.....no matter who he is covering...
so if that holds true, you could put different receivers on him at different times.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't that the way Samuel was used last year too, except on the left side?
That’s nice. If they keep all three, and they keep doing that on defense, the offense gets to decide who covers who.
I heard Warren Sapp say that
Then I watched a video of Nnamdi covering Larry Fitzgerald, he went everywhere on the field left, right, slot, wherever Larry went. I must say it was one of the most impressive clips of a corner I ever saw.
Yeah, I'm sure none of these moves will blow up in their face.
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by Wiedmann on Jul 30, 2011 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Of course it'll work!
Just ask Dan Snyder.
by msc32887 on Jul 30, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe?
Free agent DE Ty Warren is reportedly willing to play for the veteran’s minimum in order to sign with a contender.
Maybe?
If thats true.
I would do it in a heartbeat, just for the depth and insurance for Neal and Wilson. I doubt Thompson does tho. Would much rather have Warren than Green.
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Me too…that would be a nice upgrade.
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OBSIMH?
What’s up with Warren?
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I'd take him
experienced 3-4 DE who’s also solid? Can’t have enough of them.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 31, 2011 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is this basketball?
Wait a sec, did the Heat relocate to Philly? What is going on here! Also over at Bleeding Green I saw someone mention that Barnett is meeting with a team today that isn’t the Lions. It’d be pretty balls if he went to the Iggles too, could be a good fit for him though.
by Tracker J Dunn on Jul 30, 2011 5:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
He met with the Bills I believe.
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I figured they’d go after him after losing Poz.
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It sounds like he's staying there.
Detroit signed Stephen Tulloch so he’s not visiting them any more.
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major bummer
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by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 30, 2011 5:42 PM CDT reply actions
Michael Jenkins joins Vikings
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/30/michael-jenkins-joins-the-vikings/
Come on home James Jones. Time to come be a winner again.
McNabb to Jenkins?
That combination strikes me with fear. I’ll be very surprised if the Vikings don’t win at least twelve games.
by Charlie Kelly on Jul 30, 2011 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Hoping for some of this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEXSnI1Htcw
But its Jenkins, so last time he saw Tramon it was more like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfk5zH9-ou8
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Looks like he, and we, greatly overestimated his value to other teams
Hey, as long as he’s not going to be expensive, might as well. It’s not like I expect Swain to ever really become a good receiver.
haha AWESOME! That takes them out of the Jones market then too! Jenkins is total garbage. That is like a dream come true of the guys that they were looking at!
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TO MICHAEL JENKINS IN THE END ZONE!…. AND… he slipped on the
paint??? Wow. Interception Tramon Williams.
Basically, this is what Michael Jenkins brings to the table.
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free agency
look ted better start doing something.the eagels just became the biggest threat to the throne. and jenkins will be spilling his guts about our schemes.the same goes for barnett and jones if he leaves.come on already
by nybiggestpackerfan on Jul 30, 2011 6:51 PM CDT reply actions
As for defensive players spilling their guts to the new teams
Dom Capers changes up his defense every week. He literally lives in his office during the year, coming up with his defense. I don’t think Jenkins or Barnett could help the Eagles, Lions, etc. out a whole lot with that.
I don't think that's an issue.
Remember when the Vikings signed Robert Ferguson? His knowledge of our schemes didn’t help the Vikings defense a whole lot.
by Charlie Kelly on Jul 30, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
When was the last time
The Offseason champs won the SB?! Players leave all the time and spill what they know, thats only important for the vikes cuz they don’ squat about football! LOL
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Good stuff about the Vikings
I can imagine a meeting. Scene: Vikings’ conference room. Brad Childress, Zygi Wilf, and Brett Favre sit around a fold-out table in plastic deck chairs. Brett whips out his . . . crayons, and starts diagramming plays. Childress asks why the offense is allowed to have eleven players but the defense only gets ten. Brett responds, “Well, there are some who believe the defense is allowed eleven players, but I’ve never listened to them and it’s never affected my interception total. The funny thing is, those same people who tell me that the defense gets eleven players have also told me that I may have a blind spot in my vision. But that matters not to this ol’ Gunslinger. I play for the love of the game.”
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by I voted for Kodos on Jul 30, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I can't believe this!
Jenkins isn’t worth more than Colledge? What universe did I just enter? I don’t care if he’s a few years older and occasionally injured . . . At best Colledge is a mediocre guard, while Jenkins is one of the premiere interior pass rushers in the league. This last week has shown why the Eagles are consistent winners and the Cardinals are consistent losers.
I think part of the reason the Eagles got Jenkins on the cheap is that Jenkins wants to play for a contender and that he felt slighted by the Packers for not offering him more (and for paying Pickett so much). So he signs with the team that was a contender last year, AND went out and added Asomugha and DRC. Not too surprising, really.
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by I voted for Kodos on Jul 30, 2011 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
fixed that for you
team that was a contender last year, AND went outand added Asomugha and DRCin the first round.
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by Wiedmann on Jul 30, 2011 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Makes no sense! And if Jenkins could be had for $5M a year, why in the world did we not re-sign him? And that’s not mentioning that Jenkins said he’d take a hometown discount to remain with the team. I sure hope DL depth doesn’t become an issue next season.
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by packallday555 on Jul 30, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Jenkins for $5 million
I don’t get it either. There has to be more to this. Are we even closer to the cap than we had thought? Did Jenkins give his hometown discount to Philly because he was upset with the Packers? I certainly thought his play in 2010 – missing games and all – was still worth $5 million. . . .
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by I voted for Kodos on Jul 30, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
His contract
NFL Network is reporting that the Eagles can cut Jenkins after this season, and it is basically a 1 year $4 million dollar deal. Seems like they got a steal to me. If Jenkins gets injured, you only tied up 4 mill.
Gotta be the injuries...
Much as most fans wanted to discount them and still sign Jenkins, it seem other teams are alot more concerned about his injuries than most Packer fans were. AT that price I would have been interested in paying Jenkins too, but that appears to be the case in this instance.
Clearly Colledge was overpaid, but I’m guessing part of the reason he got top dollar was becuz he never missed a start due to injury.
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If not Jenkins, Who?
Evidently Thomson doesn’t sign 30+ year old players(Jenkins) when there is a younger player waiting in the wings (Neal). Where is the depth! Maybe they will have to go with 2 down linemen. With Harrell cut, I thought that might be sign they were signing Jenkins. They might bring Harrell back into camp for minimum wage if no one picks him up. I sure hope they are not counting on Jolly. Otherwise, it’s just watching the wire and grabbing up castoffs DLs.
The only 3-4 free agent left who’s worth a look is talented underachiever Manny Lawson, but if Thomson wouldn’t pay Jenkins, he probably won’t go after Lawson.
This surprises you?
Evidently Thomson doesn’t sign 30+ year old players(Jenkins) when there is a younger player waiting in the wings (Neal).
He’s basically made a habit of doing exactly this since he arrived in GB as the GM. Now there are clearly exceptions. Pickett being the obvious one, since he’s also a DL. My guess is that Pickett got the contract extension for his versatility as a DE and backup NT to Raji and becuz he is more of a veteran leader w/in the lockerroom. I know Pickett has been described as a leader among the DL, but I can’t say I’ve heard the same about Jenkins. Thats not a dig on Jenkins, just I haven’t heard of him descibed as a leader, just a very good player.
The longer Lawson is out there as a FA, the more likely it is Thompson will look at him. He doesn’t go for guys that are among the top FA by others. He looks for bargain players that he can fit in his salary structure, but can make an impact. Signing Lawson is a week or so if he’s still around would be just like a Thompson FA acquisition.
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Not surprised,
but still concerned about depth. One thing you can say about Thompson, he is transparent. I agree, Picket brings leadership and, though he is but 22 years old or so, Neal impresses as a solid, mature character.
Though Lawson is usually listed as a OLB/DE, I didn’t realize he was so slender. A 6’5" 240 lb. DE may not attract significant interest from the Pack.
I was gonna mention that
about Lawson. He is a OLB not a DE, figured you knew that…
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Jenkins
I’m sure Jenkins was put out because the Packers never offered a contract in his final year. If Thompson thought Jenkins could be resigned for only $5 mil per, I’m sure he would have jumped at it. Jenkins may have decided he was moving on. I think Vick is having a pull with players throughout the league, and Philadelphia is probably more enticing to younger, single players than Green Bay. Looks like GB and Philly banging heads in the NFC championship.
Nitschke never wore an earring!
More enticing to younger, single
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 30, 2011 11:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
More enticing to younger, single players?
This isn’t a dating service
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 30, 2011 11:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think he meant as a place to live
given that Philly dwarfs Green Bay
On Twitter Cullen was asked if the Pack even made an offer and he said no.
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 1:59 AM CDT up reply actions
NFC East
Maybe the Eagles just felt that the Redskins were having all the fun with signing the big name free agents. Hopefully they will have the same luck with the level of play they get out of them.
Remember what a horrible signing Brandon Lloyd was for them?
Then somehow his doppelganger played for the Broncos last year.
Bears sign former Texan Okoye and former Cowboy Marion Barber
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by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 30, 2011 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
Replacing Chester Taylor with a power back (who can’t move the pile any more), can’t catch, and is an injury waiting to happen.
Success, Angelo/Martz style!
Yeah…how does Barber fit into Martz’ scheme AT ALL? confusing…
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You're thinking like someone who expects his team to actually have an off-season plan
Jerry Angelo and Mike Martz do not have a need for such trivial things.
They’re running this off-season like a gamer using the fantasy draft in Madden’s Franchise Mode. Except they’re drafting a terrible team.
by Packers3485 on Jul 30, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
If thats the case.....
they should set their offseason to “CPU Controlled”…..
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by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 30, 2011 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
off-season plan
Game plan, season plan and off-season plan.
Makes a ton of sense to me.
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The Munsters of the Midway still suck!
Apparently they only want other teams dissappointments
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by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 30, 2011 8:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
per Clayton
The sad news in Chicago that C Olin Kreutz is telling teammates he won’t be back. That will negatively affect team morale.
surprising
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by ThroughBeingCool on Jul 30, 2011 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bears: Kreutz, we just signed Barber. It should be a great addition and will be a great asset in the backfield for you.
Kreutz: I’m not coming back.
Bears: Oh…
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bears: Hey Jay, we know you've had a long offseason and all, but we still believe in you and are dedicated to giving you as much help as possible
Cutler: (Texting on phone, paying very little attention)
Angelo: Jay, did you hear me? I said we’re getting you some help. We picked up an offensive tackle in the draft and now we signed Marion Barber.

Cutler: Annoyed) Who?
Angelo: Marion Barber, he’s a running back from the Cowboys. We feel that his power style will compliment Matt Forte and his ability to block will help on third downs.

Cutler: What? Yea, whatever…can’t you see I’m busy?
/Checks blood sugar
//Eats a cookie
Angelo: (Sigh) I was hoping we wouldn’t have to do this. Jay, we’re gonna have to let you go. Your attitude and lack of effort have become too much for us to handle. We need players motivated to win. Have your locker cleaned out by tomorrow, you’re heading to Oakland.
Cutler: Oakland? I can’t go there, their fans scare me. Besides, who are you gonna replace me with? I’m the first legitimate QB your pitiful team has had since that one asshole in the 80’s or something.
Angelo: Well, we’ve decided to go with…
(Door opens)

Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room you chinless mother fucker!
Cutler: ……
Angelo: You see Jay, we need someone who has the confidence and swagger to win.
Grossman: You’re god damn right Angelo, you worthless piece of shit. I’ll win alright, I’ll win all over your wife’s face. And even if I don’t, you bet your god damned ass, I’m gonna chuck that fucking ball as deep as I can and score some fucking trim afterwards.
Angelo: Right….so anyways Jay, I’m sure you understand that we needed to make this move and I wanna wish you the best of luck.
Cutler: (Swoops bangs out of eyes by throwing his head back) Whatever, I don’t need this team or you.
/Leaves in a huff
//Writes bad poetry on his blog
Grossman: What the fuck is Wilford Brimley’s problem?
Angelo: Eh, I’m not really sure. Anyways, it’s great to have you back Rex. Practice begins tomorrow at 10 am, I look forward to seeing you.
Grossman: Yea, fuck that. I’m going out to the bars so I can unleash the dragon. Just call me when the games start.
by Charlie Kelly on Jul 30, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 23 recs
Either way, new sig.
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
You've inspired me
This post forces me to use a signature for the first time.
Angelo: Right….so anyways Jay, I’m sure you understand that we needed to make this move and I wanna wish you the best of luck.
Cutler: (Swoops bangs out of eyes by throwing his head back) Whatever, I don’t need this team or you.
/Leaves in a huff
//Writes bad poetry on his blog
Grossman: What the fuck is Wilford Brimley’s problem?
This needs to be rec'd so much...
that it turns to mf’ing rainbows instead of green.
by Bush League All Star on Jul 31, 2011 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Fucking rainbows after it rains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
by Wiedmann on Jul 31, 2011 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
by Wiedmann on Jul 31, 2011 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Please no
We don’t need 50 people asking how magnets work…..
Angelo: Right….so anyways Jay, I’m sure you understand that we needed to make this move and I wanna wish you the best of luck.
Cutler: (Swoops bangs out of eyes by throwing his head back) Whatever, I don’t need this team or you.
/Leaves in a huff
//Writes bad poetry on his blog
Grossman: What the fuck is Wilford Brimley’s problem?
Just be a gentleman about it...

by Bush League All Star on Jul 31, 2011 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking electro-magnetic fields, yo!
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
Wait...
is this an inside joke?
How do magnets work!?!?!!? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Aug 1, 2011 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions
I realized a flaw in the premise of this story
Who would Jay Cutler be texting?
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
Nice work! /claps
I can see why Shanahan is so high on putting Grossman as the starter!
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 2:02 AM CDT up reply actions
A man can only go so long with Jay Cutler feeling him up.
by msc32887 on Jul 30, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Marion Barber
13 games, 113 rushes, 374 yards (3.3 YPC) 4 touchdowns (as their “power, goalline” back).
He’s got the kind of numbers that make Brandon Jackson look like an effective goal line back.
Sweet. Hopefully he steals some carries away from Forte. I actually think Forte could is a pretty damn good RB.
Fire Slocum
by packallday555 on Jul 30, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, when they put in Chester Taylor last year, you knew a punt was coming soon.
When Forte was in, you knew they might actually be able to do something. I don’t see how this switch makes that any better. Their entire offense is confusing….their main RB is the one who is a great receiver, and now their change-of-pace back is a power back who can’t catch and is on the verge of breaking down.
by Packers3485 on Jul 30, 2011 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Bears fans rant
Maybe it’s just because I live in Chicago and have to put up with stupid Bears media and Bears fans that I notice this more, but I have never seen such a group of ridiculous fans. Every mediocre player who puts in one decent game becomes their “next stud.” Devin Aromashadu puts in one decent game vs the Vikings and they’re all like “Oh man we got another great receiver here!” Haha, how about not.
Another name that just hit me from the past was Al Afalava. He had a “great training camp” (seriously? What player doesn’t look good running around in half pads and during drills) and Bears fans were ready to install him as the next great NFL safety. What ever happened to that.
Then every year their free agent plan seems to be signing old busts who make the fans excited because, “Hey, I remember when Marion Barber was good and Amobi Okoye was a first round pick.”
I’ve never seen any fan base confuse their coaches for miracle workers so easily. All that crap about the great “Martz offense” If Martz was such the genius Bears fans claim him to be, he wouldn’t be on his third coordinator job in three years. I must have heard at least 10 times today from people, “Yeah I’m excited to see what Marinelli can do with Gholston.” How dumb is that. Rod Marinelli doesn’t possess some sort of magic touch that turns colossal busts into good football players. I’m sure coaching was really the problem in NY for him, that Rex Ryan wasn’t using him right, what does he no about defense.
So glad they have a fairly tough schedule this year. Would love nothing more than for them to go 7-9 so I can listen to the whining about Lovie, Cutler, and the rest of them the whole winter.
by apett8 on Jul 30, 2011 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad they get to face both us and the Eagles' new billion dollar secondary
So they can see what happens when their “Five #1 WRs” (from Lovie’s lips, not mine) go up against real corners, instead of their own in practice.
by Packers3485 on Jul 30, 2011 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Announcer: Tramon with another interception. Second of the day.
Lovie: I don’t know whats going on out there Coach Martz. We always win the battle in practice against the real corners of the NFL.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
And let's not forget
Marinelli’s stint with the Lions. One key injury to their defense and it all falls apart, like the 2009 season. This seasons Bears are on a freight train to fail town.
LOVE IT.
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser." - Vince Lombardi
Great Martz offense...
All that crap about the great "Martz offense" If Martz was such the genius Bears fans claim him to be, he wouldn’t be on his third coordinator job in three years.
Next time one of those idiots says something about the “Martz Offense”… Tell them that his great offense had a HOF QB (Warner), a HOF RB (Faulk) and a HOF WR (Holt). Martz has never had a great offense. He had 3 HOF players that could have made ANY idiot’s offense great!
Then ask what has he done since he left those 3 HOF players behind!
You've been Stroh'd™!!!
You leave out a few
Hall of fame tackle Orlando Pace, in the middle of his ass-kicking prime.
Possible Hall of Famer Isaac Bruce.
It’s like calling the Vikings RB coach a genius because he coached Adrian Peterson.
by Packers3485 on Jul 30, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
they remind me of cubs fans
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Jul 30, 2011 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey!
I’m a Cubs fan who is eternally pessimistic and depressed no matter who they bring in!
Unless of course they get Pujols….
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
No! No Albert to cubs! He'd take five years to become and albatross
You guys max at Three, then wonder why noone will take hopscotch off of their hands.
Of course I’m making fun of another GM after Mozeliak just traded a 3-4 WAR CF under team control for three years with a 6-8 WAR ceiling for a rental and an ok #3 starter that hr’s stashing in the bullpen. Fuck you TLR, its not your job to run good players out of town
"IF CARDS CAN SIGN SUPPAN THEY CAN GIVE ME A HOME"
by Buddhasillegitimatechild38 on Jul 31, 2011 11:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Willis McGahee signs with Broncos
four-year contract, worth approximately $10 million.
Not bad for someone that wasn’t able to do much the last few years. He could be relevent for the Broncos.
The Green Bay Packers...Putting bad coaches out of their misery since 2010
Good Pick Up
Moreno plays well but isn’t a 1000 yard rusher (947 rookie year). The style Moreno plays is a power style where he is going to get hurt. McGahee gives them another option in case of Moreno’s style of play hurts him.
by king.nothing on Jul 30, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah unless hes getting one armed tackled by C-Wood
by tmoneyttime1 on Jul 31, 2011 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow, I thought that was Rice too.....
all this time.
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The Mystery Team That Barnett Visited Today...
Buffalo Bills
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/07/30/bills-apparently-jump-into-the-nick-barnett-derby/
Personally like it, be a good fit for Barnett.
They DID lose Posluzny
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Perfect…I’d love it if he went there. Heck that is probably where he would have ended up if he hadn’t had to twitter about his meeting, except we would have gotten a pick out of the deal! :-)
The Green Bay Packers...Putting bad coaches out of their misery since 2010
Barnett Cancelled Trip To Detroit
Sticking around Buffalo to see what it is like. Good deal.
by king.nothing on Jul 31, 2011 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Detroit got their man in Tulloch.
They didn’t need him any more.
Go Suns, Packers, Jays, and Huskers!
Green Bay Packers: Super Bowl XLV Champions!!!!
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Jay Cutler walks into Oakland locker room
Cutler: Ugh look at this shit hole. There aren’t any mirrors or lockers, just a couple of benches and a gun safe. What’s with all these Jack Lalane posters? Whoever the hell that is.
Jackson: Hey Jay, I’m Hue Jackson. I’m the new head coach of this team. We’re really excited to have you here.

Cutler: What? Oh…..hey.
/Shakes hand limply
//Doesn’t make eye contact
Jackson: So anyways Jay, we should probably get star….
(Door flies open)

Davis: Jackson! Where is my goat you fuck! (Looks at Cutler) Is this the new accountant?
Jackson: No sir, this is Jay Cutler. He’s the QB you traded for.

Davis: This guy? He’s fat, he looks weak. For fuck’s sake, Where does his face end and his neck begin? How fast can you run Cutter?
Cutler: It’s Cutler.
Davis: That’s what I said! Cudjer…
Cutler: (Rolls eyes) Well, I can run pretty fast when my blood sugar levels are alright.
Davis: What’s he talking about Jacks?
Jackson: Sir, Jay has diabetes.

Davis: DIABETES! What the fuck! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this?
Jackson: I told you several times sir.
Davis: Shut the fuck up, this is Jamarcus Russell all over again!
Russell: You say my name Mr Davis?
Davis: What?! No!
Russell: Ok.
/Goes back to eating mayo sandwich where the bread is two large slices of ham
Davis: Jackson, you idiot. Why would I trade for a broken, diseased player? What’s with people these days? I’m 137 years old and I’m doing great. You know how I do it? A steady diet of goat blood and children souls, not cake and more cake. Which reminds me, get me more souls Jackson!
Jackson: Right away sir.
Cutler: Whatever, I’m too good for this team anyways
/Puts on skull candy headphones
//Begins listening to 30 Seconds to Mars.
Davis: Hmm we need a QB.
Jackson: We have Jason Campbell.
Davis: Who? Never mind, you need to call Seattle. I was watching TV the other day and I saw a guy they had. He looked really fast and he threw a jump pass like you wouldn’t believe. Tell them we’ll give them Jay Cutmer and a couple of first round picks.
by Charlie Kelly on Jul 31, 2011 7:25 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
Holy crap…I am glad its early in the day, that last picture of Davis would have haunted me in my sleep. What the hell happened to this guy, he looks like death.
The Green Bay Packers...Putting bad coaches out of their misery since 2010
by TrevorR on Jul 31, 2011 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dude, don't you have enough rec's?
13.
Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
I kind of enjoyed the second story more than the first....
I think this comic could really take off….
The Emo Jay series
In Every Climb and Place....
by PhoenicianPakFan on Jul 31, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Definte help needed for D-line
Disappointed Jenkins went to Eagles, he was willing to take less money to stay in GB, Eagles will be one of the most improved teams in league this year. Thompson definitely needs to look at FA market, grab up any “known” quantity player that has the talent and youth to fit in with this team provided it’s manageable contract money, definitely needs some D-line help and depth. Can’t sit pat while other teams re-load, this team will be better with IR players returning but can’t overlook improving if another Woodson or Matthews, Raji type player is on market at bargain price.
The problem there is a Woodson, Matthews, Raji type player wouldn't be on the market at a bargain price
As great as they are someone would certainly overpay for that type talent, one of the very few exceptions as you pointed out is our own Charles Woodson, but most observers at the time felt we overpayed. I’ll sit back with the knowledge that the majority of biggest players in free agency fall flat on there face. I look at who they signed Jenkins, Babin, Nnamdi, are all on the wrong side
of 30 as is there QB. I will be suprised if 2 of them finish the season given there style of play(QB), age and injury history.
The last thing TT will do is panic because of moves someone else makes
we didn't need him anyway
as long as Rodgers is healthy, all the Pack needs to do is make the playoffs (which shouldn’t be any problem this year) and they’ll have a good shot at winning it all
Fixed that for you
as long as Rodgers is healthy,all the Pack needs to do is make the playoffs (which shouldn’t be any problem this year) andthey’llhave a good shot atwinningit all
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Grossman: Sup, you insulin needing bitch! The sex cannon has arrived! Now get the hell out of my locker room, you chinless mother fucker!
by Wiedmann on Jul 31, 2011 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

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