I Know Everyone Is Pumped For Dancing With The Stars, Right?

BREAKING NEWS for those who were unaware: Donald Driver is on this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Driver danced last night, and it was awesome. Him and his partner chose to dance the Cha-Cha-Cha and I would have given Driver a perfect score just for his costume. Here's the video.

Since the video doesn't include the scores, I had to go look them up. I regret to inform everyone that I am not a regular viewer of the show. Each judge gave Driver a seven out of 10, and his score of 21 was the third lowest of the participants. The crowd booed the results vociferously.

Based on my extensive expertise on ballroom dancing, I am going to give Donald Driver's performance an infinity out of 10. It was absolutely flawless and I don't know what the judges were watching. The only reason I can come up with for the scores is that they wanted to push Driver into working harder to prove them wrong.

Hat tip to Jersey Al for directing me to the video.

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