Hey folks. It's been a few months since I've been by here or even since I've done one of these, but I am here to offer my services as a Chargers know-it-all.

I run Bolts from the Blue, SB Nation's community for fans of the only football team in Southern California. Unfortunately, the fans and residents do not own the team. Instead, it is owned by a very wealthy family that seems intent on making a profit with it. To each their own, I suppose.

This is the first preseason game of the year, so most questions about rookies or free agent acquisitions will be answered with vague, but optimistic, haikus. As per usual, any mean-spirited trashtalk will be ignored.

Now that we've set some ground rules, Ask Me Absolutely Anything.