Happy Monday, ladies and gentlemen. Today's edition of Cheese Curds is free of April Fool's Day jokes, so don't say that I never do anything for you. We have stories on things that you'll wish were jokes, though, like Vic Ketchman wondering if analytics can tell you anything and the Packers visiting with Manti Te'o.
This is the most Vic Ketchman headline.
GARBLEWARBLE FIRE TIGHTWAD TED.
/checks watch. Yep, it's the middle of the offseason! Time for this column!
Just one for us so far: Manti Te'o.
It's opening day! I know there are quite a few of you who are fans of other baseball teams or who don't care about baseball at all, but if you are a fan, I hope to see you at Brew Crew Ball this season. I enjoyed seeing a bunch of you in Badger football and basketbal threads at B5Q, hopefully there's some BCB crossover too.