Happy Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen. The first headline in today's Cheese Curds is a really fun and hyperbolic one. The second screams Captain Obvious. The folks at the Packers' official site and JS Online are in top form today, y'all.
Only if he's drafted by a team that has the best nose tackle and safety of his generation, then is given credit for all of their accomplishments.
Because a man trying to get $25m a year isn't exactly going to complain about management not splashing the cash on other players.
You're going to read a lot about Ball between now and the draft. Sorry if you're not a fan. This one won't be going away.
Everyone give a round of applause to Fooch for writing this right after getting LASIK.
Strangely, this might work out.
Because, you know, why not? Whatever.