Oh hai thar BLAS? You back bro? Bro?
I died and was banished to a land where people would post threads without any moderator intervention. No banhammer. No justice. NO BLAS4MOD.
I experienced trials. I made my way through the darkness and perils. I knew my fight to find my way back to the glorious nation of APC would be fruitful. I was saddened that the once plentiful bosom of APC had turned into a wasteland of wayward posters. What angered me most? The fields of blowing grass and flowers where my bouncy houses stood nobly had been destroyed and pillaged.
I am now back to see the glory of what was once a great nation. I will resurrect the pillars of sammiches, horribly off-topic open threads, and cats that have no bearing on discussion what-so-ever. Most importantly, let us rejoice again mates for a comrade has returned! Let's usher in a new era of APCOT stupidity and idiocy.
And let me say one more thing upon my return from the evil treacheries and deceit,
GET. THE. F!*$$!)$(@!#$) !*$. AT. ME!!!! MIKE_O, that stupid minion of mine, SAMMICHGIRL!, some old guy(s)! And all the other foot soldiers who have carried the sword and shield of APCOT!
Along my way, I ran into a maiden! (Well not really, but if I did this would be the maiden!)
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