Cheese Substitute: NFL Schedule For Week 9

Happy football day, ladies and gentlemen. Your Green Bay Packers are playing the noon CT game, meaning you get to watch the other so-called "good games". The only problem is that there are basically no great games on this Sunday. Seahawks-Vikings and Giants-Steelers are above average, while Cowboys-Falcons certainly has the potential to be an above average game, but none of them are extremely intriguing. I'm actually spending my post-Packers afternoon at Ikea because my new place doesn't have any closets.

Consider this your open thread for non-Packers games this afternoon. All times listed below are CT.

Cardinals vs. Packers - 12 p.m., FOX

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Green Bay
You get this game: In a lot of very odd places. Because the games at noon aren't that great, a lot of markets picked this one up last minute. It figures that it's on in Pittsburgh two days after I leave. It's on in the deep south and New England as well.
Watch it?: Duh.

Panthers vs. Redskins - 12 p.m., FOX

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Washington
You get this game: In the local viewing areas, plus all of Texas except the Houston primary.
Watch it?: Cam vs. RG3 makes it watchable, but it won't be a great game, so meh.

Bears vs. Titans - 12 p.m., FOX

At least two out of there APC editors picked: Chicago
You get this game: In the local viewing areas, plus half of Kansas for some reason.
Watch it?: I guess it's not the worst idea. They are our main rivals, after all.

Lions vs. Jaguars - 12 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Jacksonville
You get this game: In the local viewing areas.
Watch it?: Ew, no.

Broncos vs. Bengals - 12 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Denver
You get this game: In most of the country. This is the CBS national game. However, it is not on in the Green Bay primary market.
Watch it?: If you are not in Green Bay or you have Sunday ticket, this is a solid 2nd screen option.

Bills vs. Texans - 12 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Houston
You get this game: In the local viewing areas.
Watch it?: Naa. This might get fun, but the Texans should keep control of this throughout.

Dolphins vs. Colts - 12 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Miami
You get this game: In the local viewing areas.
Watch it?: I'd skip it.

Ravens vs. Browns - 12 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Baltimore
You get this game: In the local viewing areas
Watch it?: Probably not worth your time.

Buccaneers vs. Raiders - 3:05 p.m., FOX

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Tampa Bay
You get this game: In the local viewing areas, plus Colorado.
Watch it?: Nope.

Vikings vs. Seahawks - 3:05 p.m., FOX

At least two out of three APC editors picked: Seattle
You get this game: In the local viewing areas, plus most of Oklahoma, Indianapolis, most of Ohio, and Buffalo.
Watch it?: If you get it, for sure.

Steelers vs. Giants - 3:25 p.m., CBS

At least two out of three APC editors picked: New York
You get this game: Nationally
Watch it?: Yes, this should be solid.