Stadium food has become a unique expression of Americana, and it seems that these days, each team is trying to outdo its competitors. Hell, here at SB Nation, there's a guy who basically gets to do nothing else but go to a bunch of different stadiums and try to eat their most absurd dishes.
So it should be no surprise that the Packers are jumping into the "extreme stadium food" pool. In fact, they're taking a great big belly flop with a few new offerings, including a sandwich that practically gave me intestinal distress just looking at it.
Oh, and if you're at Lambeau Field tonight, you had might as well check out that thing going on down on the field as well. Apparently there's a football game happening.
On to today's curds.
Fast Five with Datone Jones | Packers.com
Former Packers running back Johnathan Franklin may have a career in the media business, and he kicks it off by asking his old college teammate about what celebrity he'd like to hang out with and what superpower he would want.
John Kuhn loves lowering the boom | JSOnline
From the sounds of these comments by Kuhn and running backs coach Sam Gash, the Packers appear more likely to use Kuhn as a traditional, in-line fullback to lead-block for Eddie Lacy this season.
Packers face tough decisions in deep OLB room | Packersnews.com
It's a far cry from a few months ago against the 49ers, when Datone Jones was standing up playing linebacker for a few plays here and there due to a lack of depth and several injuries.
Packers vs. Raiders: Questions to Ponder Ahead of Preseason Week 3 | Cheesehead TV
Linebackers, success stopping the run, and the no-huddle offense are among the topics discussed here.
Packers' new stadium food is a giant sausage toilet seat - SBNation.com
We expect the first APC reader who eats the Horse Collar to write a detailed FanPost about the experience. Deal? Here's a closer look at that sausage for the click-impaired:
Um...yeah. Also new this year at Lambeau's concession stands are "bratchos" (yes, nachos with bratwurst) and a donut ice cream sandwich. Good luck getting out of Lambeau this season without arterial blockage or diabetes.