Wondering whose comments dominated the game threads on Thursday night during the Packers' season opener against the Seahawks? That's where we come in - here are the overall commenting stats for the four quarters of game threads.
If you're wondering where the word clouds are, we've made the decision that they're frankly more work than they're worth - eliminating words from people's signatures and user names is just a major headache and would take practically all day for four separate threads. I'm sorry, but you'll have to settle for Wiedmann's World Maps instead.
On the other hand, parsing the users who commented is easy, thanks to SB Nation's Roll Call tool. Here's the roll call for the four game threads on Thursday. Congrats to JPlutte, who earns the first regular season internet point for most comments, for breaking 200 total, and for posting nearly 1/8 of the 1,700-plus comments that the threads received.
And here are the overall totals and commenter lists.