All I Want for Christmas is KUHN

You know...it’s been a long season and while the offense has come around...those early struggles...well what I’m trying to say is, 3rd and 4th down just don’t feel the same anymore...especially when we only have a few yards to go. It’s not like I’m doing poorly, but…

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I don't ask that much for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
Sure he doesn’t have much burst
And even less in terms of speed.

I just want him for my own
Aaron’s feeling all alone
I’m over the moon

All I want for Christmas is….
Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn

Even though they got a new guy
His fans all still cheer his name
They have a his-tor-y of thinking
Certain groups all look the same

If you need a single yard then,
Number 30 is for you
He will probably convert it,
Just don’t ask him to get two

When Mike needs a shorter play
You don’t want him using his brain
He left us way too soon,

All I want for Christmas is

KUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

He’s the one who walks in Kroll’s
And makes all of the ladies faint,
Everyone in Green Bay loves him,
Even though he’s now a Saint

His jersey sales tail only
Rodgers, Janis, Hawk, and Clay
But the Packer faithful
Wouldn’t have it any other way

Sure he’s ineffective
It won’t take a detective
He’s a human cartoon

Oh Baby all I want for Christmas is

KUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN

I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my fullback
Back here for one season more

In his heyday he could catch
And even lay a nasty block
But time catches up with all and
John was stuffed bad by the clock.

Legendary for his...
Talent falling forward
Make my wish come true

Baby all I want for Christmas is

KUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNN

All I want for Christmas is Kuhn baby.