Wednesday Walkthroughs: Packers Christmas Gift Suggestions

Christmas and/or the seasonal holiday of your choice is right around the corner. Santa himself is coming in just under -checks notes- holy cow it’s less than a week. If you’ve been slacking on your shopping, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Check out our (occasionally wildly impractical) Packers gift guide below!

Paul Noonan - RIDICULOUS PACKER NONSENSE

As you may or may not know, this question is right in my wheelhouse.

And friends, if you really, truly love someone, and that someone is a Packer fan, you need to get them this authentic (apparently, maybe, it has a certificate) Vince Lombardi camel hair topcoat for a cool quarter of a million dollars.

But if you can’t afford that, and your friends are still cold, why not hit up the good old Packers Pro Shop for this “Wrestling Robe” instead:

It’s on sale! All the class of Ric Flair’s entrance attire combined with your love for the Green and Gold can be had for a song. Vince would have traded up for one of these bad boys in a New York minute.

But, if anyone out there has a spare $400 and is looking to get me something, I’ve always longed for this remote control cooler which is ridiculous and awesome.

You can use this to pay for it!

Evan “Tex” Western - A gift for the canine Packers fan in your life

Whatever you do this holiday season, don’t forget about man’s best friend. Our social media feed often finds plenty of Packer-supporting pups in it (shout-out to Sir Tibbles Waddlesworth)! Make sure that everyone knows your furry friend supports the Green and Gold as much as you do -- and keep him or her stylish at the same time -- by outfitting the pup with this dog baseball cap! It even comes in different sizes, so you’re covered whether your buddy is a Maltese or a Mastiff.

In more serious people gifting options, the Packers’ 1960s-era logo doesn’t get enough credit, so help bring that back this year. The Packers Pro Shop has myriad options, but my personal favorite is the ¾-sleeve t-shirt found here. Finally, why not get Lambeau Field on your Christmas tree? This is a fun little ornament (complete with Santa and reindeer flying over the stadium) to add a little Packers flair to your tree.

Finally, any stylish person needs a bow tie, and Loudmouth Golf has some great green and gold ones. I prefer the “splash” pattern, but the paint splatter is a nice touch as well.

Jon Meerdink - G.B. Tecmo Bowl T-Shirt

Without Tecmo Bowl, there would be no Madden. And without this Tecmo Bowl t-shirt, your life is incomplete. Pay homage to the true king of football video games and rep your Packers all at once. Win-win!